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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 05:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What sexual fantasies do you have?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How has your life changed since starting college?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Octopussy

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Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

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A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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